<

Brocabulary – The New Man-i-festo of Dude Talk

Sun, Nov 29, 2009

Books

Brocabulary

Bro-cab-u-lary (n.): A revolutionary new lexicon for bonding with your bros

Put down your BlackBerry, you PDA-hole, and cancel that masturdate it’s time for Brocabulary: a bawdy new dicktionary. This crucial addition to your guybrary will put you in the testosterzone, whether you’re being fandiloquent at the game or barticulating during a fargone-versation. Find out how to:

  • Define your stripping point (the precise number of J├Ąger shots that make a woman want to get naked with you).
  • Elect yourself the next Abraham Drinkin’ and make an Inebriation Proclamation (“Four whores and seven beers ago . . .”).

Stop brocrastinating! It’s time to become everyone’s guydol by leaving your mark on dudescussions for generations to come.

Get your copy of Brocabulary and get with the program for only $11.66 from Amazon now!

0saves
If you enjoyed this post, please consider leaving a comment or subscribing to the RSS feed to have future articles delivered to your feed reader.
, , ,


Comments are closed.